The Tweenies meet Bear in the Big Blue House

Synopsis
The Tweenies are dragged onto one of their most hated shows and hate every minute of it.

Characters

 * Bella
 * Milo
 * Fizz
 * Jake
 * Bear
 * Pip and Pop
 * Treelo
 * Tutter
 * Ojo

Transcript
(It starts with a parody of the Playhouse Disney logo "Playhouse Stupidney")

Fizz (VoiceOver): Bear in the Big Blue House is brought to you by this channel that lacks clever programming.

Welcome to the Blue House

Hello from the small Mouse

Things to do

fun for you

Howdy from the big Bear

Want some fun?

Here's where

just for you

all is new

In the House of Blue

Lots of room at our House

That's the Moon at our House

Kitchen's here, Bathroom's there

Attic's Full of stuff here

Pillow's Full of fluff here

Whoop-dee-doo

Just for 

In the House of Blue

Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Big Blue House

Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Big Blue House

Door is open

Come on in

Now you're here

So Let's

(babbles)

Begin

(Ojo, Tutter, Treelo, Pip and Pop are seen walking to the Big Blue House)

Ojo: Boy, there's nothing better to do then go to Bear's house and play!

Treelo: Yeah! Treelo love Big Blue House, he want to marry it!

Tutter: Hey, why don't we pretend?

(Bear opens the door, and lets his five disciples inside)

Bear: Did somebody say pretend? What's that smell? (He sniffs his disciples) You smell like fresh-baked bread! Or do you smell this good all the time?

Pop: We brought some new friends over to play!

Bear: Oh Goody Goody!

Pip: Come on in, it's Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jake!

(The Tweenies are dragged into the Big Blue House)

Bear: Yay! I love new friends to make me feel all warm and yumyum doodledum inside! Are you ready for some inviting and welcoming super-dee-duper fun and game-a-looles?

Bella (in Bear's face): NO!

(Milo tugs on the door of Bear's backyard, but it's locked, meaning they can NEVER escape)

Milo: This door is locked!

Treelo: HAHA! Tweenies never escape Big Blue House!

Jake: WHAT?! NOOOO! We'd like to unlock it and catch a cab!

Bear: Tee-riffic! Stupendous! Super-dee-Duper! Let's ride a pretend cab! Vroom Vroom, Beep Beep!

Ojo: Gee, I'd like to, Bear, but I've gotta go do my homework before I help my mom make dinner!

Pip and Pop: We're gonna go tubing in the otter Pond!

Tutter: I've gotta clean my mouse hole!

Treelo: And Treelo climb high up in the trees!

Bear's disciples: Yay!

(They run out of the Big Blue House, with Fizz and Bella aweing at how easily those otters, mouse, lemur, and bear cub were able to escape Bear)

Bella: Wait, take us!

Bear: Bye Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip and Pop! Have funny fun fun yum yum fun fun yum fun! (Closes the backyard door) Well, looks like it's just us!

Fizz: (sigh) (groan) Imagine our delight! (puts her hand on head in despair)

Bear: Imagine? Why, I'd love to imagine! Hey, let's sing that Imagine song, it's Super-dee-Duper!

Milo: Super-dee-Duper isn't even a word you baloney!

Bear: Baloney? What's a Baloney? (whistles for the princesses and prince of props, who bring in a big blackboard)

Bear:

I is for Imagine

M is for Me

A is for the Letter A

G is for Gee

I is for Imagine

N is for Nice

E is for Egad

I said Imagine twice!

Tweenies: Ugh!

Milo: I wanna go home!

Bear: Hey, let's play with Shadow. Ready?

Tweenies (in Bear's face): NO!

Bear:

Where oh where oh where is Shadow?

Where oh where oh where is Shadow?

Where oh where oh where is Shadow?

Where can Shadow be?

Bear: Shadow!

(Shadow appears from the wall on the right of the living room)

Shadow: Hi, Bear!

Jake: I know, I'll make a shadow monster that would scare Shadow away!

(He forms a monster out of his hands, of course scaring Shadow, who runs away)

Shadow: AHH! Shadow Monster!

Bear: Shadow, wait, come back! (to the Tweenies) I guess we should stop pretending! GACK! I Know, let's make masks and guess who we are!

Milo: Oh dear, I feel another stupid song coming on!

Bear:

I hold up a mask

Lingy Lingy Lou

You guess who I am

Lingy Lingy Lou

Fizz: Are we being punished?

Bella and Milo: Yeah!

Jake: YUCK! I wanna get out of this stupid house!

Bear: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE! WAHAHA