The Loud Cops

The Loud Cops is a crossover between The Loud House and COPS.

Plot
When The Loud Kids leave the house, Mr. Loud hires the police officers at Royal Woods Police Department to track them down.

Transcript
(Scene begins)

Lynn Sr.: (whistles) ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! YOU ARE FAILED TO CLEAN THE ATTIC, AND THE BACK CORNER!

Lincoln: We're not!

(Scene goes to Lincoln peeing in the attic. Scene resumes back to the Loud house)

Lynn Sr.: YOU ARE FAILED TO DO CHORES!

Lori: We're not!

(Scene goes to the backyard; the grass grows on the lawn)

Lori: (on the phone) Oh, Bobby. I really love you (giggles)

(Scene resumes back to the Loud house)

Lynn Sr.: YOU ARE DESTROYING THE KIDDIE TABLE!

Luna: We're not!

(Scene goes to the kiddie table, which is destroyed by Luna, who is jamming out with her electric guitar. Scene resumes back to the Loud house)

Lynn Sr.: YOU ARE BREAKING MY WINDOWS!

Lynn Jr.: We're not!

(Scene goes to Lynn Jr. destroying the windows with her football. Scene resumes back to the Loud house)

Lynn Sr.: AND YOU ARE RUINING MY LIVING ROOM WALLS!

Lana: We're... uhhh... not!

(Scene goes to the living room; the walls are hand-painted by Lana)

Lana: Yahoo! I'm a happy one!

(Scene resumes back to the Loud house)

Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana: CURSE YOU FLASHBACKS!!!

Lynn Sr.: Those kids remember that they're destroying everything and... Hmmm... this is awkward. (to the kids) NOW, I WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT NOW!

Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana: But--

Lynn Sr.: (snarls) AAARGH!!! NO BUTS!!! NOW!!! IF YOU STILL NOT BEING NICE TO ME AND MY WIFE, (growing angrier) '''YOU. ARE. ALL. (screams in rage with his demonic voice) GROU--!!!!! (suddenly gasps in shocked, when he notices the sign that says "Dear Mom and Dad... WE QUIT!!! Love, The Loud Siblings. P.S. WE HATE YOU!!!'''")

Lynn Sr.: Hmmm... these kids think they're trying to punish me, eh? Well! There's only one way to punish those little brats!

(Scene goes to title card "THE LOUD COPS" with a siren blaring, as the rap version of Cops theme music plays.)

("Royal Woods Police Department" appears bottom left)

Cop: Responding to a call about kids running away from home, very loudly. (2:35 p.m Kids Running Away from Home, Very Loudly appears) Sounds crazy, but we should check out one prank call a day. Today, the Loud kids are located in... "Downtown Riot." (turns the siren on) (Chuckles) Pranksters.

(Scene goes to Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr. and Lana have so much fun farting and belching while sirens approach him.)

(Cop gets out of car)

Cop: Well, well, well. Look what we have here.

(People go away)

Lincoln: Uh, is there a problem, officer?

Cop: You tell me. I'm pursuing the Loud kids. You wouldn't happen to know where I'd find one, would you?

Lori: You mean these dudes?

(Scene goes to A-ko and C-ko running from feelings.)

Cop: What the--?! It's them!

(Scene goes to cop chasing A-ko and C-ko)

Cop: (Panting) Man, these guys keeps going and going and go--.

(Scene goes to Cop back in car.)

(4:15 P.M. CONTINUING KIDS INVESTIGATION)

Cop: Turns out that wasn't them after all. But if they're from out of town, I bet I know exactly where they're headed.

Cop: Yep, just as I suspected, footprints.

Woman: Actually, those are Tom Cruise's footprints.

Cop: Huh?

(Scene backs out and shows Hollywood, bus passes by with passengers cheering)

Woman: Could you take my photo with them?

Cop: Oh. Um, sure.

(Cop takes picture)

Woman: (Gasp) Hey, you're not that cop from C.S.I., are you?

Cop: Yes. Yes, I am.

(Nobody cares.)

(Scene goes to night time house.)

(6:30, NOISE COMPLAINT)

Cop: Well, I didn't find those bratty little kids, but I just got a call about some guy making a racket.

(Cop knocks on door)

Star Butterfly: Hey there, Mar--. Wait a minute! You're not Marco!

Cop: I thought you lived in Royal Woods.

Star Butterfly: The rent was too high, so I moved into a cul-de-sac.

Cop: Well, could you keep it do-- What the--?!

(Scene goes to Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr. and Lana jamming out)

Cop: Freeze, kids! You're under arrest!

Crash Bandicoot: What? No, it isn't. I'm just a bandicoot like you! Wait. Are you not a bandicoot?

(I wasn't kidding when I said he needs help.)

Cop: Not you! Those kids!

Crash Bandicoot: Oh sure, dude. Now you tell me.

(Scene goes to Cop and the Loud kids)

Cop: Come on, little monsters, you're coming with me.

Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana: No, we're not!

Cop: Yes, you are!

(The Loud kids puts the cop to the ground.)

Cop: Uhh! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Lana: You'll never gonna arrest us!

Cop: Not so fast, You five are coming with me!

(The Loud kids beating up cop; but eventually rips the label off the mattress)

Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana: (Gasps in shocked)

Cop: Uh... don't tell me it's not the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" label.

Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana: (horrified) Uh-oh...

(Smash cut to jail, as the sound of the prison bars slams.)

Prisoner: So, what are you going to do about it.

Lori: We got caught tearing—

Lincoln: Tearing a man to PIECES! RARRRRRRRRR!!!

(Segment ends with the Loud kids starts fighting each other)

Triva -
 * Continued in The Loud Cops 2.