BONANZAI-CARLY/ToeJam & Earl in High School Rap Musical

Announcer: Been Stuck On Adventure Time All Month? , Here Are Some MAD moments You May Have Missed, Saturday 2:00 PM , Garfield Changed From Monday To Funday! , Actually, The Marker Stain Changed It To The Same Name Of His Least Favorite Week , Tuesday 1:00 AM , Cartoon Network Gave Steven Universe A Hiatus Curse , And The Main Characters Gone Broke And Started Airing On Disney XD , Friday 6:00 PM , The Powerpuff Girls Meet Teen Titans For The 1st Time Like This! (Opening)

(Scene Cuts To Carly And Sam's Apartment) Carly: We Are Bored Sam: I Agree Carly: OOOH! , How About We Can Make Another Episode For Nick TV? Sam: That's A Good Idea! Freddie: I Will Get The Camera! (Camera Turns On) Carly: Hi! , I'm Carly! Sam: And I'm Sam! Carly:This Week On I-Carly, We Got Bored , And Decided To Make Another Episode Last Years After MAD Got Cancelled , And We Got Exicted , But It Aired As A Reboot And We Are Suprised (Crashing Noises) , Sam: What Was That?! Carly: Is That A Meteor? Man: (Gets Hit By A Bag) OW! Sam: *Gasp*, Someone Was Hurt! , We Got To Check It Out! , (Scene Cuts To The Bank) Robo: HA! , I Love Being A Bad Guy! Mobo: Me Too! Girl On TV: But Not Just This Job Goes Weird, But Look! , 3 Camera People! Bonanza Bros: Huh? Carly: Oh Look! , Guests! Robo: Well, We Are Caught (Title Card: BONANZAI-CARLY) Anchor Man: We Interupt This Program With Some Breaking News , The Bonanza Bros Rob The Bank And 3 Camera Trios Found Them And They're Being Mistaken For Guests , Cop: I Don't Know Why , Those 2 Theives Have Met Theese 3 People Mistaking Them For Guests , Well , We Need Backup Anchor Man: And That's Why I Hate Robbery , We Now Return To....(Phone Rings) Huh? , Hello? Carly(On Phone):Anchor Man.....Can You Do Steven Universe? , We Don't Wanna Watch MAD Over And Over Again! Anchor Man: I'm Sorry, Steven Universe Got Cancelled Due To Cartoon Network Pushing Them To Disney XD , Do You Read The MADvent Calender? Carly(On Phone): A Whatvent Calender? AnchorMan: Yep, Steven Universe Will Be Aired Next Time Until Cartoon Network Will Bring This Show Back AnchorMan(On Tv): We Now Return To Mad , Because Steven Universe Is Cancelled Until It Will Be ReAired Carly And Sam: WHAT?! Robbie: WHAT?! Spencer: WHAT?! Carly: What Happened To Steven Universe? Robo: Um.....Ah.....Hmm......WE MADE THE MAIN CHARACTERS BROKE!!! Carly: *Twitching* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! *"What" Cames Into Her Mouth And Carly Bites It With Monster Teeth* Sam: Maybe Cartoon Network Did (Flashback Starts) Cartoon Network President: You People Are Fired For 3 Months! , Out, Out , OUT OUT OUT! (Pushes The Main Characters Of Steven Universe) (Flashback Ends) Carly:Should We Called It? , 2 Broke Gems? Sam: Yep, Probably...... Robbie: That Means We Are About To Be Forced To Watch Adventure Time?! Carly:NO! , We Have To Get This Show Back Understand! Sam:*Nods Her Head*  Carly: Alright, Let's Do This! (Scene Cuts To Cartoon Network Company) Girl On Tv: GO GO GO GO! , Get Those People, Tell Them It's Their Fault! Carly: *Kicks In The Door Along With Sam, Freddie , Spencer , Robo And Mobo* Alright Cartoon Network , Bring Steven Universe Back! Mobo: Yeah! ,It Can Be Your Fault! Cartoon Network President: *Reveals To Be Angelica* Sam: Huh?! , Angelica?! Angelica: I Have To Get Rid Of Steven Universe To Make New Shows! , Like The Powerpuff Girls! (Shows The 2016 Version Of The Powerpuff Girls On Her Tablet) So, Why Don't You Go Check Those Gems? (Scene Cuts To The Mall) Carly: Excuse Me? , Are You From The Beauty Parlor? Pearl: Nope, I Work At Here Now , The Anchorman Lied To Me (The Sign Shows Jewlery Shop) Carly: But , You Used To Be My Favorite Heroine! Pearl: Well, Sometimes But Now I'm Retired For 3 Months Carly: YOU WHAAAAT?! Resetti: YOU WHAAAT?! Carly: Huh? , Who Are You? Resetti: Oops! , Wrong Show! (Scene Cuts To The Club) Sam: Are You Amethyst? Amethyst: Well, Sure I Am! , I Retired For 3 Months And Joined This Club! (Does The Dance Of The Gangnam Style) Sam: Your Clothes Look Different! , Maybe You Need Theese! (Scene Cuts To The Ally) Freddie: Hey Garnet! , What The Heck Happned To You? Garnet: Retired For 3 Months And Hanging Out With My Boys! Robbie: Maybe She Is Homeless Spencer: NO!, She Is A Breakdancer Now! , Like Amethyst! Garnet: *Break Dances* Robbie: Oh! , That Means She Is Completley Broke And Finding Her Job Very Easy Spencer: Yep, Talk To Those Guys (The Black And White Spies Nod Their Shoulders) Spencer: No! ,Not Those Spies! , Theese Guys! (Shy Guys Dances Along With Koopas And Piranha Plants) Spencer: No!, Not Those Shy Guys! , Theese Guys! (2 Boys Say Hello To Spencer And Freddie) (Scene Cuts To The Trailer Hotel) Robo: *Knocks The Trailer Door* Steven: Hello? Mobo: Excuse Me? We Are Here To See You! , Are You Retired For 3 Months Ago? Steven: Yes! , I Live With My Parents On My Trailer, I Did Not Get The Job! Robo: See, That's Why! Steven: We Lived With Our Lion And We Like To Watch Any TV Shows We Wanted! Robo: I Don't Understand Mobo: Me Neither Hulk: Hulk Don't Think So! Bonanza Bros: *GASP* Hulk: Oops! , Wrong Show! *Runs Away* (Scene Cuts To Cartoon Network Company) Carly: So You Think They Are Retired! Angelica: Yep! , I Faked This During The MADvent Calender (Shows The MADvent Calender) Carly: Please ReAir It! , PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! Everyone: PLEASE REAIR STEVEN UNIVERSE! Angelica:Alright Fine! (Scene Cuts To Carly's Apartment) Man On TV: Coming Up Next! , It's Steven Universe, On Cartoon Network! Carly: Ahh...Everything Is Back To Normal! Freddie: And We Say Goodbye To Theese Guests And Award Them For A Diamond! Carly: Yeah A Diamond...Wait What?! (Scene Cuts To Cops Chasing The Bonanza Bros) Cop: STOP! , THIEF! Robo: EH HEH HEH! , YOU WILL NEVER FIND US IN THERE! (Toss The Paint Balloon In The Cop's Car) Cop: AHHH! , CAN'T SEE, CAN'T SEE!! , HELP! HELP! , WE NEED BACKUP!! FAST!! (Cops Car Crash And The "Level Completed" Shows Up)

(Alfred E.Neuman Rides A Motercycle To The Tunnel And Gets Hit And realize That This Is A Painted Tunnel, Road Runner Pops Up) Road Runner: Meep Meep!

Glasses Guy: (Sits In The Subway), (Draws A Big Buff Meanie On The Hells Angel's Back) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! , YOU ARE A BIG BUFF MEANIE! Hells Angel: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?! (Punches Him) People: (Laughing At Glasses Guy) Announcer: WARNING: Don't Call Muscle People Big Buff Meanies  (Mad Transition)

Mom: Time For breakfast! , What Kind Of Breakfast You Want? Girl: I Want Ice Cream! Mom: You WhaAAAAH!! Crino: Does Someone Say...Ice Cream For Breakfast? Introducing Ice Crino! A Breakfast Ice Cream That Gaves You Super powers! Girls: Mmmm! Yum! *Eats An Ice Crino* Oh No!, It's Like When I Got My Period! UGGH! *Her Hair Turns Blue And Grows Wings On Her Back* Dad: Woah! , That Cost 30 Dollars For That Shirt! Girl: It Is! , Thanks Ice Crino! , Oh Look! A School Bus! , I Will Get Ready! (Runs To The School Bus) Mom: Wow! She Sure Got Ready Fast! Dad: It's Like When She Running Out Of Control! Crino: It Sure Does! Mom And Dad: WHAT?! Crino: Ice Crino! , With Me On The Front With Side Effects On The Back That Causes "Itching, Wing Growth , Period , Blue Hair , And Even Ice Powers" Mom: Those Side Effects On That Ice Cream Was Really Weird! Dad: Sure Does Too! (Mad Transition)

Announcer: You Loved Steven Universe For The First Time, But Now! , The Gems Are Broke In....."3 Broke Gems" Steven Is Pretty Good By The Way, With All New Adventures Pearl: Thanks For Coming At The Jewerly Shop! , Announcer: More Characters (Amethyst Does The Ancient Egypt Dance) (Crowd Cheers) Announcer: And New Songs (Garnet Breakdance) Boys: GARNET GARNET GARNET! Taylor Swift: I Love That Pearl Is A Heroine, But Now That She Is A Shop Lady! Tom Kenny: I Love How Theese 2 Shows About Gems Are Very Popular Like My Show Spongebob Squarepants! Carly: I'm Apalled, Get It? Announcer: "3 Broke Gems", From The Makers Of The Orignal Steven Universe (Mad Transition)

Announcer: BAD IDEA Number 14: SnowGlow Girl In Pajamas: *Shakes A Snowglobe* *Sees The Snowglobe Glowing* Wow! , That Was Easy!

Anchorman: We Interupt This Program With Some Breaking News! , Inklings On Inkopolis Are Ready For The Next Splatfest "Team Black Spy V.S Team White Spy" (Black And White Spies On The Turf War Battlefield Throwing A Splatbomb At The Screen) Anchorman: Yep! , This Splatfest Is Rejected, We Now Return To Mad In Sketch!

Mom:Sweetie Do You Turn Off The Lights? Girl In Pajamas: *Hides A Snowglobe* Yes Mom! Mom:That's A Good Girl! , And What Is This? Girl In Pajamas: MOM! , NO! Mom: *Shakes A Snowglobe* *Sees The Snowglobe Glowing* What Is This Thing Shining? Girl In Pajamas: It's A Snowglow! Mom: I See, It's Too Bright , Let Me Turn It Off For The Moment *Turns Off The Snowglobe* Good Night! (Mad Transition)

(The Title Card Spy Vs Spy Appeared, Black Spy Looking At The Window Throwing A Bomb Balloon On The White Spy The White Spy The White Spy Throws A Bomb Balloon On The Black Spy , The Black And White Spies Are Throwing Bomb Balloons At Eachother , And They Ran Out Of Bomb Balloons , Ending Up As A Tie)

(Bussinessman Doing A Suprise Prank On His Bossman, The Bossman Keeps Yelling Until He Slipped On A Banana Peel And The BussinessMen Keep Laughing At Him Until Their Bossman Gets Crush By An Anvil The Bussiness Men Gasp And The Bussiness Man Shows Up) Bussiness Man: Oops , Sorry!

Bar Lady: Who Wants Beer? 2 Men: WE DO!! (2 Men Drinks Beer 5 Times Until One Man Exploded With Beer Everyone On Him) Announcer: THE BAR LADY WINS! , FATALITY!!! (Mad Transition)

(Scene Cuts To The Classroom) Miku:*Listen To UGlee Song On Her Phone* I Love This Mad Parody UGlee! , OOH! , To Listen To Another Music This Will Cheer Me Up Fast! Resetti: Ok Class Listen U...(Interupted By Katy Putty's Flammable) Who Turned Up The Mobile? Miku: Nope, It's My Headphones For My Phone! Resetti: Nevermind......Ok Class Listen Up...Today P.E.D.A.L And I Are Talking About Why Automobiles Are Abused And Demolished In Derbies? , Let's Find Out In History Class.....AND PUT YOUR FEET DOWN TRONNIE!!! Tron: OH HOHOHOHOHO! , Do I Have To? Resetti: Well, At Least I Have My CLASSMATE TRAINER SPRAY!!! (echo) (Sprays On Tron Bonne) Tron: OW, STOP IT! , UGH! , Ok! Ok! I Will! Resetti: Thank You! , BEGIN THE FILM!!! CameraKoopa: Yes, Mr.Resetti (Turns On The P.E.D.E.L Segment From MAD) (Segment Ends) ToeJam: Excuse Me Mr.Resetti , We Got A Question.... Resetti: What? , What Is It? IA: Looks Like... We Got Some Bandmates To Do..... (Title Card:GameGlee(In Europe)) (Title Card:ToeJam & Earl In A High School Rap Musical(Worldwide Expect For Europe)) Resetti: What Was That Kind Of Title Look Like Ulala: It's Magic! Robo: So, What Should We Do? Mobo: Let's Make A Song! Resetti: Make A What?!

(Music Starts)

ToeJam: YO YO YO TEACHER! , I Got Something Say!

Resetti: Wait What?!

ToeJam: My Class Full Of My Bandmates You See...

Earl:  We Are The King! That's Ok!

Resetti: That's What?!

IA: I Am THE ARIA OF THE PLANETS, That's My Nickname

Miku: I Feel Like That I Am The Popular Girl In The World

Resetti: What Is Going On?!

Tron: YOU MADE ME PUT MY FEET DOWN!

Miku: YOU MADE ME TURN OFF MY MOBILE?

Rana: You Made Me Spit Off Gum! *Spits Off Big Leage Pikachew To The Garbage Can*

Resetti: I See!

ToeJam And Earl: And Because You, We Are The Rappers!

Earl: DO YOU THINK THAT COW GOT MINCED BY A HELI-CHOPPER (Cow Moos)

Resetti: *Gasp* *Dodges From Milk*

Bandmates: Chopping! , Mincing! , And Dicing!

Resetti: Those Are Words?

ToeJam And Earl: And Guess What?!

ToeJam: We Got Something To Say To You!

Ulala: Looks Like We Got Is CLASS DISSMISS!!!

Resetti: YOU WHAT?!

(Music Ends)

(Classmates Run From Classroom) Resetti: Ok You Win! Don Resetti: What Happned? Resetti: This Is Sucessfully Hit! , The Rap Is So Good, It's Awesome Don Resetti: It's What?! Resetti: I LOVE IT!!!! (Shows A "Game Over" Sign) (Credits)

Mom: Is There Any Sympton For Ice Fairy Disease?