The Trump Identity

The Trump Identity is a parody of The Bourne Identity.

Summary
When Donald Trump suffers amnesia, as his memory erased, he takes a few steps trying to remember who he is.

Transcript
(Scene begins at the white house where the Hilarly Clinton attempt to erase Donald Trump's memory.)

Hilarly Clinton: I'm afraid it's over, Donald Trump.

Donald Trump: You'll never get away with this, Clinton! Republicans are the famous US presidents, and never giving up! BECAUSE, YOU DESTROYED MY WALL!!!

(Hilarly Clinton snaps her fingers. One of the democrats comes in with a screwdriver)

Donald Trump: Wait! What are you doing?!

Hilarly Clinton: Hmmm. "Erasing Donald Trump's memory."

(The democrat removes the screws and is about to erase Donald Trump's memory.)

Donald Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Donald Trump ends up being reloacated in a lake, unconscious. Along sails a Popeye's ship.)

Popeye: Well, blow me down! Whoever he is, he is gonna drowned if he's left in the lake too long.

(Donald Trump has been lifted up into the Popeye's boat and placed on a bunk.)

Bluto: Not bad for Spinach-eating sailors.

[POW!]

Amnesia Trump: (Attack mode) Who am I? [WHAM!] I have no memory! [KICK!] Who are you? [SLAP!] What's my name?

Popeye: We don't know. It wasn't... on your underwear.

Amnesia Trump: Oh no! You checked my underwear?

(Title Card: The Trump Identity)

Amnesia Trump: I knew I could fly! To infinity-- [CRASH!]

(After that pointless extravagansa of wierdness which resulted in a blackout, Donald Trump wakes up from his insane dream in bed)

Donald Trump: What... What happened?

George W. Bush: You took quite a spill, pal. We were worried about you.

Donald Trump: I had the weirdest dream that... I was in The Bourne Identity! George W. Bush, you were there, and you were there too, Gerald Ford! And Matt Damon, you were there and George Washington, you were there. But then you weren't really in anything after that. I don't know why, 'cause you were great in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Gerald Ford: The important thing is it was all a dream, and you're awake now!

Leonardo DiCaprio: ...Or are you?

(Leo spins the top, putting reality to the test. Everybody's heads turn into Leonardo DiCaprio heads, then characters from the end of The Wizard of Oz, then Snow White and her seven dwarves.)

Talking Top: Man, am I dizzy! [HURK!]

( Everybody's heads turn into Moe Szyslak heads, then characters from Shrek, then Females.)

(The Sketch Ends)