Despicable Sheen / Two And a Half Robot Man (Transcript

MAD News

 * Anchorman: We inturup this program with some breaking news! Last night on footage LeBron James loses his chance of making the final basket on Saturday Night Li-- Oh, wait he won! We now return to MAD already in confusion.
 * (Opening)

Despicable Sheen

 * (At Gru's house)
 * Gru: (sighs) I love being bad!
 * Dr. Nefario: Gru, look at the news Headlines!!
 * Gru: What the heck? A new supervillain? This is great! (Tittle card, cut to bank)
 * Charlie Sheen: Put the money in the bag idiot!
 * Bank Manager: Okay pal!
 * Gru: Charlie Sheen? Oh, great (shots Charlie Sheen, black screen)
 * Charlie Sheen: What? Where am I?
 * Gru: Oh, you will feel a little bit of pain! MINIONS!! ATTACK THIS GUY! (Minions come in the scene, Sheen gulps, the sketch ends)

Animated Marginals
{A boy is eating a bag of peanuts, the peanuts come to life and attack him)

Death: Deal With it

 * (Doorbell)
 * Boy: Yellow!
 * Grim Reaper: Did you order a pizza from Domino's?
 * Boy: What? NO!
 * Grim Reaper: Made you look! (A ghost pops out the Domino's pizza box, the boy screams and dies)
 * Grim Reaper: (giggles)
 * Announcer: Death: Deal with it.
 * (MAD flipdoor transition)

Batman Villain Watch

 * Batman: Man, I need a vacation from fighting those nasty villains! (Looks at audience) Wanna notify me of villains then buy my new Batman Villain Watch! It notifies me about those evil criminals!
 * Catwoman: Ha ha! (Runs but gets caught) What the? Aw, tuna can!
 * Batman: But listen to my friends about my watch.
 * Wonder Woman: I love it! But I have trouble with my Invisible Jet!
 * Aquaman: Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub! (Transition: It is very fantastic I can even read it while I sleep)
 * Batman: So, buy it today! Only for $30.00! Trust me, I love it too! (MAD Black paper transition)

Ask the Celebirty

 * Announcer: and now its time for ask the celebrity.
 * Asker 1: Dear, Justin Bieber how do you write your songs?
 * Justin Bieber: Well, I type it up and record it! But, sometimes I burn it! (Laughs evily)
 * Asker 2: Dear, Megan Fox how much pills do you t.
 * Megan Fox: Well, ghost pills! (Growing transition)