Star Fox vs. the Forces of Evil

Star Fox vs. the Forces of Evil is a crossover between Star Fox and Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

Transcript
(Segment begins with the Star Fox team having defeated Andross once again, with the Cosmic Cube in their hands.)

Falco Lombardi: The Star Fox team have put a stop to your evil plans, Andross.

Slippy Toad: Why Andross always choose evil?

Andross : I don't know. I have my head, my hands. My options are limited.

Fox McCloud: Well, once again, the Cosmic Cube is in safe hands.

Peppy Hare: Careful! That thing's dangerous.

Fox McCloud: Why is everything dangerous nowadays? I wish we could go to simpler dimensions.

(The Cosmic Cube grants the Fox's wish, as it changes the Star Fox team into the early thirties and scene gets early Disney style.)

Fox McCloud: What the--?! We're in the 30's!

Peppy Hare: Well, that's just vintage. Gimme that thing, will ya? ...Dude, what was our budget back then, a dollar?

Falco Lombardi: Why should you get to control the Cube?

Peppy Hare: Because I can be specific. I wanna return to our dimension, short and sweet.

(The Cosmic Cube complies to Peppy's command to the letter as it changes the Star Fox team into similar animations to Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! and the background changes.)

Fox McCloud: You had to say "short and sweet".

Slippy Toad: Let me try! I know that dimension!

Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, and Peppy Hare: No, no, no don't!

(Too late - the Cosmic Cube changes the Star Fox team into Star vs. the Forces of Evil characters and scene goes to the Kingdom of Mewni.)

Peppy Hare: I think it's fair to say we all saw this coming.

Falco Lombardi: Holy smokes! My gun is now a magic wand!

Slippy Toad: My shape has changed!

Fox McCloud: And my dialogue isn't nearly as clever as it usually is. We're ain't around here.

Peppy Hare: Are we in another dimension?

(Scene goes to title card "Star Fox vs. the Forces of Evil".)

Fox McCloud: What have you done, Slippy?

Slippy Toad: Not sure. But I feel transformation coming on.

Fox McCloud: Good. Maybe Bruce Banner can shed some light on this.

(Slippy's legs are starting to become real long)

Slippy Toad: Ha! Look at me! (Slippy starts running) I can run real far! I dash!

(Slippy goes into the forest)

Falco Lombardi: Should I bring him back?

Fox McCloud: How? Your arms look like noodles. (wobbles his arms)

Falco Lombardi: Me? Check out your teeth! (Scene goes to Fox's teeth - what's left of them anyway) What are we, in England?