Pac-Man Matrix
Pac-Manize Me is a spoof on Pac-Man & Super Size Me.


Food Manager







SpongeBob SquarePants

Road Runner

Wile E. Coyote


Bill Gates

Ms. Pac-Man


Food Manager: I am now hiring you to be in control of all food sourses. Bring me back a ton of food & you get your own slushie machine. Understand?

Pac-Man: You can count on me master. (runs off eating the dots in the maze)

(camera cuts to the ghosts)

Blinky: So how are we gunna get rid of this Pac-Man guy?

Inky: Idk

Clyde: (crying) I'm s-s-scared (wails)

Pinky: Dude! Stop crying. It will be easy.

Blinky: I'm going out there! (he gos out & gets aten as Pac-Man eats the last dot)

Blinky: Ow

Clyde: (still crying)

Inky: I'm in no mood.

(Pac-Man goes to were Garfield is eating pizza)

Garfield: What the heck are you?

(Pac-Man eats Garfields pizza)

Garfield: Hey listin fatso!

Pac-Man: FATSO!!!??? (he eats Garfield & farts him out)

Garfield: Oh crud.

(at the city)

SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't beleve the Krusty Krab is closed on Sunday. What am I gunna do all day?

(Pac-Man eats & farts out SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: I guess i'll nap.


Road Runner: Meep Meep!

(Pac-Man eats & farts out Road Runner)

Wile E. Coyote: How come other people can catch you & I can't? (sobbing)

LarryBoy: I am that hero!

(Pac-Man eats LarryBoy but swallows him instead)

Pac-Man: Geez. I'm getting full! Will I be able to handle myself (he starts throwing up)

Bill Gates: Need help?

(Pac-Man eats & farts out Bill Gates then barfs)

Ms. Pac-Man: You ok there big boy?

Pac-Man: (wolf wistiles)

Wedding announcer: I now prodounce you Pac-Man & Pac-Woman.

Food Manager: I still don't have my food.

(Ms. Pac-Man eats & farts out food manager)

Ms. Pac-Man: I can't trust ya.